A guy wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really Hot girl in his office ... but she was dating someone else.
One day the guy got so frustrated that he said to her, "I 'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you". The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."
The guy said, "I'll be really fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend ... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour went by and the boyfriend was still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked, "What happened?!"
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "He had all quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
This post ©reated by Ribonuff on November 11, 2007 (Happy Armistice day)
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Sunday business proposition, as modified by Ribonuff
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2 comments:
this is great :-)
thank you simon; I'm always glad to hear from you.
I am pleased if that joke lifted your spirits for a moment. Best, ribonuff
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